men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly.
narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.
Narcissus wrote this
I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.
i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me
reblog for noises
That sounds fake but okay
Tell my cat that while he tries to locate the crying kitten in my room…
so my roommate’s cat just started BANGING ON MY DOOR and yelling bc of the kitten. i’m imagining – “why is there a baby?! TIO WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY. GIVE ME BABY. YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE. TIO. TIO LISTEN TO ME.”
I mean that is one angry kitten why would you hold it on its back like that? He doesn’t like
Did this today :)
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Gentle giant x vampire season one
We were back under the stars and the moon, and her eyes are still full of galaxies of adventures and happiness. And everything started disappearing. Galaxies, moonlight are gone. It was only me and her, and then she looked at me saying, “I love you.”
After that, she was being taken away. I started screaming for her. Then she was gone.
I woke up, crying, and it was just a dream.
But..
She’s gone.
She’s gone.
She’s gone.
that mutual that u KNOW u would be rlly good friends w if yall just ever,,,, talked
stage i: gut-wrenching sadness, overtaking almost every crevice of your insides. it won’t go away and you don’t want it to anyways. you gotta feel something, right? like the wood hitting your knees as you fall to the floor. that’s a feeling, isn’t it?
stage ii: resentment. oh god, you’re gonna feel his hand around your throat and want it worse. you’re gonna do it yourself. you’re gonna scream on the phone and cry on railroad tracks and break wooden beams because you don’t know what else to do about the fire in your chest. you can’t put it out with all this skin in the way.
stage iii: doubt. did that really just happen? surely he’ll turn the car around. it’s alright it’s fine he’s coming back i can hear his radio playing and it’s getting louder. this has to be a joke. please let it be a joke.
stage iv: laughter. holy shit, why is everything so funny? joke about death until you wonder if you’re serious. shrug it off and swear you aren’t. laugh so hard about the way things are falling until you choke on it. cough it back up. rinse and repeat.
stage v: looking backwards. see, the last time he smiled for a picture with me was september twenty-sixth. see, the last time we talked i didn’t say i love you back right away. see, see, see, this is my fault and oh god take me back to that time so i can fix it please let me fix it
stage vi: drunk. so drunk you forget how to be cold. you’ll put a cigarette out in your hair and throw an empty bottle at a wall and jump when it doesn’t break. you don’t need a chaser, you need more and it needs you like he doesn’t. oh fuck he doesn’t.
stage vii: nothing. your head doesn’t feel heavy anymore but your hands still shake all the same. and this is how it is. and this is what he wants. and this will be okay someday. i swear to god i’ll make it out alright.
“because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm whilst getting raped, had to watch her 34 year old rapist go free because she had an orgasm.
because when one of my guy friends told me and some friends he got raped by a woman when he was 12, a “friend” laughed at him and told him he should be happy he got laid that young.
because my 17 year old friend’s parents let her 14 year old brother roam the streets until 12am, but she has to be home by 10.
Because my brothers girlfriend, told the police she was raped and fell pregnant but the rapist didn’t get jail time as she got an abortion and the ‘evidence’ was gone.because a guy from my old school was raped by another guy, but because he’s gay, they said it wasn’t considered rape.
because a 19 year old lesbian got raped by a guy, and he didn’t go to prison because he said “he only tried to turn her straight so she would be accepted by her parents”.
because in some cultures, girls (and boys, of course) still get thrown out of the family because somebody sexually assaulted them.
because they’re still teaching girls to walk faster at night instead of teaching boys that they shouldn’t rape.
Because they’re teaching kids that they’re only male rapists and not female rapists too.because I have to explain why rape makes me mad.“
If you excuse rape for any reason stay the fuck away from me because you are literally a peice of human refuse.
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ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck
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